{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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